We're sharing a favorite joke or riddle for Fright Nite, here's my contribution to start off the tricks and treats.
Two nuns are traveling through Transylvania. Suddenly, a tiny dracula jumps onto the car and scratches at the windshield! "What'll I do?" shouts the 1st nun. "Turn the wipers on!" responds the 2nd. They knock the Dracula about, but he just hisses louder! "What now?" shouts the 1st nun. " Try the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water!" Dracula screams as the water burns, but holds on. "Now! Show him your cross!" The first nun cracks her window and shouts. "GET OFF MY HOOD, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!"